|Trump, serious family man.|
He dumped his first wife for a younger trophy, and then dumped her for another trophy, shrugging off the tabloid chatter by telling a reporter 'You know, it really doesn't matter what they write when you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.' He made a habit of buying property when the price was high, and then being forced to unload it at a huge loss when the real estate market crashed. He has proved comically inept as an Atlantic City casino owner -- really, it's one thing to imagine a gambling mogul in the White House, but an incompetent one? In the course of his career, he's been bailed out by his father, by his siblings, and by the banks to whom he owed hundreds of millions of dollars. By any rational standpoint, his disasters are far more spectacular than his successes. He's a reality-television star, for crying out loud!