Great Minds Smash Alike

HULK HAVE IDEA! SHOULD TRANSLATE US CONSTITUTION INTO TEA PARTY ENGLISH! BONUS: WHOLE THING FIT IN TWEETS! WHO WITH HULK?Tue Oct 19 18:54:32 via Twitter for iPhoneTEA PARTY HULK
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I'd given up looking around for something like one of those online sign generators that lets you write a Constitution in the calligraphic style of the original when I checked my Twitter stream and saw @TEAPARTYHULK also thinking of re-writing the Constitution as if by Tea Partiers.